fortunatossoliloquy:

wow yes this is totally teen wolf because bro is quite literally still in highschool yes john that makes a metric dickton of sense 

jesus 

but yeah dave gets all watery eyed and sneezy around dogs and shit 

as for the murder thing he can be like held accountable for it but if he does he just needs to be institutionalized a bit and its like dog training or some shit i dont really get it cos i never researched it because i never thought it would happen so??? yeah 

why would the government experiment on him metamorphic lycanthropy isnt that uncommon 

i mean if he volunteered for it sure but its like any other disease

it was the first werewolf movie i thought of, okay? would you rather me compare him to the wolfman?

man, this just sounds like a fuck ton of drama and stress. it’s seriously not that uncommon? that’s kinda hard to believe dude.

posted at 7:55 pm on Tuesday, Jan 17 with 11 notes
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  1. ectobioloderp reblogged this from fortunatossoliloquy and added:
    this mean we’re going to hang even less? :( lame… not that i’ve heard of? oh...vampires...
  2. fortunatossoliloquy reblogged this from ectobioloderp and added:
    i dont know he hasnt done the whole metamorphic part yet as far as i know its different for everyone and not much is...
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