hummingbird!
hiiiiiiii.
what’s up with bro?
he was diagnosed with metamorphic lycanthropy today which sucks because everyone here hates dogs and dave is allergic
i used to be allergic but i guess sprites cant get allergies or something so idgaf its really a bigger deal to bro than it is to me
hes probably gonna be pretty dramatic about it for a while and then get over it like he does with everything
plus we get some government benefits or something because people with that cant be held accountable for crimes like assaults and murder
its all this convoluted bullshit i wasnt really listening to youll have to ask bro about it
wait, lycanthropy?
like werewolves?
that’s so cool, it’s like teen wolf!
but i guess it would really suck in real life… dave’s allergic to dogs? shit, that sucks.
wait he can’t be accountable for muders? so he’s allowed to kill people? that’s kind of really cool, but scary at the same time.
but what if the government’s going to, like, take him and experiment on him or something? i mean this is a werewolf we’re talking about.
