Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are 15 years old and you have a variety of INTERESTS, such as SHITTY MOVIES, PARANORMAL LORE, and PRANKS. You also are very close to your INTERNET FRIENDS, though despite your generally optimistic and cheerful personality, you have very few IRL.
A while ago, you and three friends played a GAME that almost ruined your life. You successfully beat it and saved your world from sure DESTRUCTION, becoming a GOD in the process.
You are the HEIR OF BREATH, and at one time, you could FLY. You're sure that you could do it again if you really tried, but the last attempt resulted in a broken leg.
