==> do the windy thing - hahaha john youre so fukcing drunk

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Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are 15 years old and you have a variety of INTERESTS, such as SHITTY MOVIES, PARANORMAL LORE, and PRANKS. You also are very close to your INTERNET FRIENDS, though despite your generally optimistic and cheerful personality, you have very few IRL.

A while ago, you and three friends played a GAME that almost ruined your life. You successfully beat it and saved your world from sure DESTRUCTION, becoming a GOD in the process.

You are the HEIR OF BREATH, and at one time, you could FLY. You're sure that you could do it again if you really tried, but the last attempt resulted in a broken leg.

Your chumhandle is windyTrickster.

hahaha john youre so fukcing drunk

ebonpyretimelord:

its fucking hilarious oh my god

you should see yourself

man youre going to regret this in the morning

dont worry dude in taking plenty of videos of you

so you can remember it all yknow

youre like gonna flip your shittt tomorrpw when you see this

and like

strangle me an shit

totally worth the fist im gonna take to my face

if you can even puhnc me all hungover and shit

dave, you suck, you dick.

i am going to prank you so hard for this.

posted at 4:55 pm on Sunday, Jan 01
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