January 2012
48 posts
4 tags
dave i hate youl.
turntiergodhead:
ectobioloderp:
turntiergodhead:
that’s m’boy.
no, don’t encourage him!
why are alll daves douchebags? :I
because it’s funny.
also i call a slice of that cake.
that’s not funny, some of us don’t wantto get high!
bluh
well if you want it you’ve gotta come get it.
turntiergodhead:
ebonpyretimelord:
turntiergodhead:
do it.
its already in the oven
whehter i did or not
is a mystery
guess well find out
that’s m’boy.
no, don’t encourage him!
why are alll daves douchebags? :I
ebonpyretimelord:
ectobioloderp:
ebonpyretimelord:
what if i accidentally put weed in the cake
what i f i was so drunk
that i put weed
in the cake
wouldnt that be like
the funniest shit ever???
no.
is that all you have to say???
you din’t, did you, dave?
seriously you didnt righht?
ebonpyretimelord:
what if i accidentally put weed in the cake
what i f i was so drunk
that i put weed
in the cake
wouldnt that be like
the funniest shit ever???
no.
ebonpyretimelord:
ectobioloderp:
ebonpyretimelord:
ectobioloderp:
it doesn’t matter.
we suck at this.
only a lot
are we giving up or making a new batch
or using the fucking boxed mix like i suggested???
we don’t have enough coke to make the boxed one.
besides, dave, it’s betty crocker.
i can’t do that.
so???
dude what is up with your weird hatred of the crocker?
its just a...
ebonpyretimelord:
ectobioloderp:
ebonpyretimelord:
this cake is like 800 calories a slice
egbert what are you doing
egbert no
thats like more calories than i eat in a day
it doesn’t matter.
we suck at this.
only a lot
are we giving up or making a new batch
or using the fucking boxed mix like i suggested???
we don’t have enough coke to make the boxed one.
besides, dave,...
ebonpyretimelord:
this cake is like 800 calories a slice
egbert what are you doing
egbert no
thats like more calories than i eat in a day
it doesn’t matter.
we suck at this.
December 2011
126 posts
Reblog if you're willing to answer anything that...
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oh, i was able to do the windy thing the other day.
without my face being in danger. hehe
maybe i’ll be able to fly again soon.
i should try jumping off the roof again…
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i’m really bored but hey! what’s new?
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ooc: dear roleplayer
stop making plans and then forgetting about them jesus dick.
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hello my pimpacious motherfuckers
swagassbeatdown:
ectobioloderp:
swagassbeatdown:
thanks babe
we still on for dinner
sorry, i had to open my presents from my dad.
of course we are, hummingbird.
you can come on over whenever.
cute
ill fly by later when we arent doing all our christmas-y shit
awesome!
can’t wait to see you.
hello my pimpacious motherfuckers
swagassbeatdown:
ectobioloderp:
swagassbeatdown:
i know you missed this sexy grill
unf
pose
hehe, merry christmas, dave!
i’m digging the hat.
thanks babe
we still on for dinner
sorry, i had to open my presents from my dad.
of course we are, hummingbird.
you can come on over whenever.
hello my pimpacious motherfuckers
swagassbeatdown:
i know you missed this sexy grill
unf
pose
hehe, merry christmas, dave!
i’m digging the hat.
egbertstrickybusiness:
Happy Holidays.
merry christmas.
ooc: know what I hate when I'm on a canon handle...
PEOPLE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL.
oh my god.
every single time I’m on EB, I get someone sending me pictures of John and another character going “I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T A HOMOSEXUAL???”
bluh.
oops i think i'm tipsy, hehehe.
dad gave me some wine for christmas.
but i think i took too much oops.
being grounded suuuuckssss.
i wonder where dave is.
kind of want to talk to him before i get booted off.
i’m not really supposed to be online.
i got grounded because i got into a fight at school.
i got suspended from the last two days. bluh.
dad wasn’t too happy. oops.
I will write about the following, anonymous or not leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
i’m so bored. :(
maybe i should tell my dad i’m gay.
just for something to do.
wow, tumblr’s sucking as a distraction tonight.
where is everyone?
ebonpyretimelord:
TG: i know i bought something for myself for christmas what was that…
TG: oh yeah plugs
EB: …..
TG: … plugs like those things in my ears
EB: … ohhhh.
EB: you mean gauges?
TG: … yes
dave, i dont even like those things.
why would i care what they’re called?
jeeze.
do you ever feel invisible?
it’s weird.
Anonymous asked: D --> I do not know you well enough to make an adequate dedu%ion, but you appear to be a good leader
i dare you guys to send me an anonymous ask describing how you see my personality and what you think of me. ;)
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it’s still all sex on my dash, i think i’m just going to go to bed.
swagassbeatdown:
ectobioloderp:
swagassbeatdown:
ectobioloderp:
wait am i one of those johns?
that’s not exactly how i pictured losing my virginity…
go fuck dave in his feathery asshole first john
haha i’m the dominant one now?
youre a wizard johnny now go show that orange fucker your wand and make some magic happen
oh, well, it’s kind of late.
maybe another time.
swagassbeatdown:
ectobioloderp:
swagassbeatdown:
carcinoquadratus:
swagassbeatdown:
step one play bro
step two take the fourth wall… and piss on it
step three surf through the stridercest tag for hours
step four ???
step five ebon do stridercest with me
step six karmuse molests bromuse on his couch again since he didn’t get you to add him to these steps
step seven...
swagassbeatdown:
carcinoquadratus:
swagassbeatdown:
step one play bro
step two take the fourth wall… and piss on it
step three surf through the stridercest tag for hours
step four ???
step five ebon do stridercest with me
step six karmuse molests bromuse on his couch again since he didn’t get you to add him to these steps
step seven strider orgy + karkats and johns
wait...
i would be like, “hi guys, i’m back!”
but no one talks to me so.
okay i give up.
i’ll be back in like a half hour.
brb!
swagassbeatdown:
ectobioloderp:
i’m so bored that i’m searching really random tags for the hell of it.
but i keep getting like hardcore porn so i think i’m going to stop that now.
May I direct you here.
…
oh.
um, thanks.
my dash and the tags i search are nothing but porn.
guys its like not even midnight yet.
i’m so bored that i’m searching really random tags for the hell of it.
but i keep getting like hardcore porn so i think i’m going to stop that now.
dave and bro are spamming my dash.
assholes.
tumblrs kind of dead today.
swagassbeatdown:
ectobioloderp:
i feel like i’m the only person in the world who prefers minecraft over skyrim.
i’m sorry, bro!
i love skyrim and all but minecraft is so fun…