killer headache and shitty kill:death ratio or not, kicking dave’s ass is always worth it.
30 pages into /r/funny.
starting to rethink my life here…
ure a perfect medicthts the way to go
show ur team whos boss
and when the “stupid battle medic” makes the winning cap, they will look up at me and go,
“that’s the kind of man i want to become.”
…yeah right. they’ll just be like, “goddammit medic, do your job.”
(Source: ectobioloderp)
WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Oh god… oh god no dear god
so many feels oh gosh
phil baby why
cries f roevrb
((omfg. I read that and
I literally fell over on my side, crying, and hugging my pringles can.))
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its lik they kno n they wanna do it purposefullythese r reasons why i dnt like playin medic
unless i rlly have to i avoid playin himi give kudos to those who do play him n actually have patience
then they yell at you for doing it. pub servers can be so shitty sometimes.
i play medic quite a lot, because i genuinely like the class. i just hate how i get treated. other players who don’t play it don’t realize how challenging it really is.
everybody needs to play medic at least just to see how difficult and annoying it is
maybay theyll respect medics more
sometimes, if i’m having a really hard time with my team, i’ll play battle medic and just not heal anyone. make them really hate me.
that awkward moment where you have to triple check to make sure you spelled sandwich correctly.
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bored out of my mind.
school’s out for the summer, which means i pretty much just sit in front of my computer, play games, and put off showering as long as possible.
what about you?
im getting ready to go to bros place to watch some scary movies!! i cant wait actually, because he ordered pizza hehe
oh man, that sounds awesome. have fun, tell me how it goes!
i’ll be here, playing tf2 and trying to motivate myself to go make a sandwich. hehe.
its lik they kno n they wanna do it purposefullythese r reasons why i dnt like playin medic
unless i rlly have to i avoid playin himi give kudos to those who do play him n actually have patience
then they yell at you for doing it. pub servers can be so shitty sometimes.
i play medic quite a lot, because i genuinely like the class. i just hate how i get treated. other players who don’t play it don’t realize how challenging it really is.
(Source: ectobioloderp)
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hi jade!
my blog’s extremely nerdy right now, sorry.
hey john!!! :D
besides being a complete dork, howre you?? :)
bored out of my mind.
school’s out for the summer, which means i pretty much just sit in front of my computer, play games, and put off showering as long as possible.
what about you?
